Regularly Asked Questions:

what’s your real name?
miranda 

but my friends call me murnda, randy, mahurnda, and some other dumb shizz

how old are you?

16

where do you live?
phoenix, az

are you in a relationship?

single (forever)

what’s your sexual orientation?
straight

do you do drugs/smoke/drink?
nope, nope, and i very very very rarely drink. 

what’s your religion?
i don’t have one. sue me.

peiercings or tatoos?

 hopefully a tattoo… in the future.

Basically, I’m boring as hell.